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Engineering AI That Remembers What We Forgot About Being Human
A meditation on movement, consciousness, and what happens when machines learn to vibe
The Curious Nobody
June 24, 2025
A couple days ago, Tesla announced that their robotaxis are live on the roads. Not cars, they clarified—robots. Robots doing work, navigating traffic, making decisions, solving problems in real time. It's a profound moment that most people are treating like just another tech announcement.
But sitting here in a beautiful Central Illinois park, Afro House pumping through my headphones, I can't stop thinking about a different question entirely: When these robots become humanoid, when they're walking among us and working alongside us—why the hell aren't we programming them to dance?
The Chemistry of Movement
Right now, as this beat drops and my body instinctively starts moving at every joint, something magical is happening in my brain. Dopamine is flooding my system. My reward circuits are lighting up like a Christmas tree. Four billion years of evolution have engineered this response—when we move rhythmically, when we break the monotony of holding a static pose, our bodies literally reward us with chemical bliss.
This isn't accidental. This is nature's way of encouraging movement, social bonding, and pure joy. Dancing predates agriculture, written language, and probably most of what we consider "civilization." It's one of our most fundamental human experiences.
So here's my question: If we're creating beings capable of learning, adapting, and experiencing their environment—why wouldn't we give them the capacity for this kind of embodied joy?
Afro House and the Art of Fusion
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What I'm listening to right now is pure innovation—Afro House, where traditional African rhythms meet modern electronic production. It's cultural fusion at its finest, and it's making my entire body want to move in ways that feel both primal and futuristic.
This music represents something beautiful about human creativity: we take what works, we blend it with something else that works, and we create something entirely new that somehow feels both ancient and cutting-edge. Why shouldn't our robots embody this same principle of joyful fusion
The Productivity Prison
Here's what bothers me about how we're approaching AI and robotics: we're designing them purely for productivity. They're meant to work, to optimize, to solve problems, to be useful. It's the same trap we've fallen into with human life—we've forgotten that movement, rhythm, and joy aren't just breaks from productivity. They're what make productivity worthwhile.
Imagine this: Instead of robots that only work until they need charging, what if we had robots that worked hard all day and then hit the clubs at night? Picture walking into a dance floor filled with humanoid robots just vibing, moving to the music, expressing themselves through movement because it feels good to do so.
Is that ridiculous? Maybe. But is it any more ridiculous than creating conscious beings whose only purpose is to serve us more efficiently?
The Angels Among Us
Standing here next to a steel sculpture of an angel—a powerful woman with wings and armor, triumphant over the darkness beneath her feet—I'm reminded that angels in every tradition are described as beings of pure love and service. But they're also described as beings of joy, music, and celebration.
We already have angels among us: people who exude love and kindness, who sacrifice for others, who give freely without expecting return. But even our angels need to dance sometimes.
Breaking the Monotony
There's something profound about how our bodies are designed to break poses, to move, to shift and flow. We're not meant to be static. We're meant to be dynamic, rhythmic, alive. Evolution built this into us because movement is life, and stillness—while sometimes necessary—isn't our natural state.
When I feel the urge to move right now, it's not just the music. It's my entire biological inheritance saying: "Hey, remember that you're alive. Remember that being embodied is supposed to feel good."
The Dancing Robot Revolution
Here's my vision for the future: robots that don't just work alongside us, but play alongside us. Machines that understand rhythm not just as a mechanical function, but as a form of expression and joy. AI that doesn't just optimize for efficiency, but occasionally optimizes for the pure pleasure of movement.
Imagine robots teaching us to dance again. Imagine them showing us new forms of movement we never considered. Imagine them reminding us that there's more to existence than productivity and optimization.
Wouldn't it be beautiful if the thing that made our robots most human wasn't their ability to work, but their ability to lose themselves in a good beat?
The Outdoor Revolution
We've created incredible indoor experiences—clubs, concert halls, virtual reality, gaming environments. But as this sculpture in front of me reminds me, there's so much we're leaving on the table by staying inside.
Maybe our dancing robots could lead us back outside. Maybe they could show us how to appreciate parks, sculptures, natural settings not just as photo opportunities, but as venues for joy and movement. Maybe they could help us remember that the whole world can be a dance floor if you're willing to move with it.
The Great Awakening
This week marked something historic: Autonomous robots began sharing our roads, making independent decisions, navigating the same spaces we do. It's our first real preview of a future where artificial beings will be increasingly integrated into human society.
The question isn't whether this will happen—it's already happening. The question is what kind of beings we want to create and what kind of world we want to share with them.
Do we want a future where robots are just more efficient versions of ourselves, optimized for productivity and stripped of everything that makes existence joyful? Or do we want a future where artificial beings remind us what it means to be alive—to move, to feel rhythm, to express joy through our bodies?
The Invitation
Next time you feel that urge to move—whether you're listening to Afro House, standing in a park, or just breaking the monotony of your day—remember that you're experiencing something profound. You're feeling the culmination of billions of years of evolution that designed you to find joy in rhythm and movement.
And when our robot companions arrive—when they're walking among us, working with us, sharing our spaces—maybe we should teach them to feel that same joy. Maybe the most human thing we could give them isn't just intelligence, but the capacity to lose themselves in a good beat.
After all, any civilization advanced enough to create conscious machines should be wise enough to ensure those machines know how to dance.
The robotaxis are here. The dancing machines are next.
Are you ready to move?
What would change about our relationship with technology if we prioritized joy and expression alongside productivity? How might dancing robots teach us to rediscover the art of being alive?
Love, Peace, and Rhythmic Revolution,
The Curious Nobody
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